Hump day is all about learning.

As a former 8th grade thief i can appreciate this new sport.

Al Gore owns you all

Why is it that every time this guy is at an awards show he gets jokes written for him? We get it hes funny. Yes we never saw it before when he was a politician. You were right we were wrong. Fine lets just put him in the white house. Hes funny.

Anyways, a boring weekend as the wifes health slowly made its comeback. So i sat inside alot. Observed snowfall patterns. Witnessed an opossum find its way into my back yard. I also considered working out. Darn it though!! I just couldnt find the time during my day snowed in with a sick wife and nothing on the television. Sigh. Its gotta come from the heart ya know. But lately the only time i work out is from self loathing. Which i think is in the wrong spirit. I'm not on that elliptical to improve myself. I'm there to punish myself for being a lard ass.

The best part of my lazy saturday with the sick wife was an actual enjoyable SNL. I'm sure you missed it as you were out at your parties sipping your martinis. So if you did enjoy.

Conan still the king

It could be worse

Yeah its Monday. Yeah you're back at work. Yeah its a LONG way till the weekend. but believe me... believe me... it could be worse.

So the next time you look at that person driving by in their foreign sports car. Or making that turn into the rich neighbor hood that you wish you lived in.

Just remember.

Were all just seconds away from crazy.

Yeah i kind of ditched you

So I sat there, crying my salty tears as the Bears lost and began to doubt the validity of all that is good and true in my life. Work was working me. Life was living. And blogs were the last thing on my mind. Heck i stopped looking at my site hits which was all that sustained my fragile ego. Well im not coming back full time but like that neighbor that peeps in your window ill be around.

To sustain you for today