Thursday, June 29, 2006

So many opportunities

Life & Love

I have decided to commit next Friday to the pursuit of making others happy. No personal agendas. Pure servantship to all who I encounter. All snide looks and pissy clients will be greeted with a smile and their needs addressed within sensibility and acumen. I’m not sure how this day will turn out as I doubt I have ever lived a day of my life using this method. The worst part would be that I will actually have to work to accomplish it. With any luck this Friday will become part of my routine.

But it’s still today so all you wankers can kick off.

War

Any time there is war in Israel you should be interested. Have you ever wondered why with all the strife and genocide happening around the world, any time Israel so much as fires a round it is headline news? It makes sense if you’re in the know and if you’re not in the know we need to talk.

Sports

The NBA draft happened. The Sox keep winning, the Cubs keep losing. If you watched or enjoyed the world cup you’re a pretentious rube who’s trying to rise above your culture but the truth is you’re still just a rube. Go enjoy fringe society with soccer mom vans and starbucks. Sure soccer may one day catch fire in the states but if you’re reading this then you will be dead before it happens.

Final thoughts

  1. Moving to Belvidere/Rockford area would afford me a 6 bedroom home on 19 acres, for the same price I can have a 3 bedroom in Huntley. The choice is clear.
  2. Warm Diet soda tastes like it could power a nuclear reactor.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Transpose

Im like a twenty one year old in a vintage wine cellar. I know its all good but I dont know enough to really enjoy any of it. Such is life as a slowly annointed Network Engineer. Linux thou shalt become my subject. You should see the 600 page tome of Linux Administrator knowledge I am being asked to lug around with me. It's all good and it gives me reason to get myself off of talking to people besides my boss.

Aarons new song is pretty cool. You should check it out if ya can.

ROCK AND ROLL

Friday, June 23, 2006

Setting up is hard to do

So the slow build into moving to the IT team has fully begun. Got my second comp up and running and it appears a Linux distro awaits me upon the distant horizon.

Kudos to Yak, who today is going through his own difficulties in setting up his new home. Probably couldn't have asked for better weather either.

The dog continues to be in a zombified state much like my band.

Happy Friday!!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

In Absentia

So should you check in on this beast of a journal regularly you may have noticed that the frequency of posts has been in nearly the negative column. This is mainly do to this job transition I am going through where basically two departments now claw and scratch at me like a starved alley cat to an injured bird. With analogy stated this gives me little time for my less productive pursuits such as chronicling my life.

This time shall pass and hopefully the bends and winds steer me to happier trails. Shucks Howdy!!! (a reference few will get)

Worst day in a while

So Tuesday the 20th probably was the worst day I have had in quite some time.

I screwed something up at work. Client was fine, a report was a day late. I called client and she lets me know that it is not a big deal. My bosses however throw a royal fit. Let me know I am lucky to keep my job, let me know that this looks poorly on me as someone who is within 90 days of getting a promotion. Yadda Yadda.

I meet up with Aaron after work and have a nice relaxing jam session with some equally skilled players. Afterwards Aaron reveals to me that the Record deal that we were hoping for has fallen through. Ouch. Strike 2.

No less than seconds after we shake hands and part ways for the evening do I get a call from the Wife who informs me that the dog has suffered a trauma and has started to throw up blood all over the floors. Strike 3.

A late night and tears finds me quite drained for the rest of this week. The work thing is fine after my bosses were subdued by the quality of my relationship with my client and a solid action plan to prevent further mishaps.

The band is the band.

The dog pulled through after a $500 stay at an animal hospital. Frickin dog keeps robbing me of vacation money. That’s a total of $2500 I have spent for this dog, that’s not including vet visits or food.

So yeah life sometimes kicks ya in the back.

And as a final kicker I installed a much awaited patch for my favorite time waister video game and it fatal errored itself into oblivion. After a full uninstall and reinstall the problem persists.

So yeah life sometimes kicks ya in the back and the gives ya a good one in the ribs if you twitch to much.

9 Random or Sequential Thoughts

  1. Why does a bands release after a breakthrough album always take multiple listens to enjoy?
  2. Did the market and media hype actually change your thinking?
  3. What does peer pressure and group think do to an album
  4. Is Kid A by Radio Head the worst album ever?
  5. Is Pearl Jam the new Grateful Dead?
  6. Could I artistically respect someone who liked either of those bands?
  7. Why does Christian pop and rock always sound like it’s a few years late?
  8. Why is being openly Christian more Taboo than openly Gay?
  9. Kim Jong Il seems like he would be an interesting guy to hang out with. Pure megalomaniac

To do list

  1. Find a position on the new Superman movie and stick by it. Regardless of whether you have seen the film or not.
  2. Buy rent or steal the newly released dvd The hills have eyes
  3. Try to combine physical activities and exercise with daily chores. Example (jog while sharpening your kitchen knives)
  4. Become more adept with steering a car using only your knees.
  5. Offer your left hand during hand shakes. Hold a look of contempt as the other person fumbles on the exchange.

Happy Thursday!!

Monday, June 19, 2006

I become a Jock

Well the work life is interesting as now that I find my transfer date is set it not too miraculously is harder to focus on the tasks at hand. I don’t want to simply coast through the remainder of my time with these clients. However, the idea of ridding myself from them does give me a particularly high level of joy.

The change is not what I went to school for but it has been a hobby of mine for some time. It could be a good step towards finding where my true passions are.

So I have decided to make an attempt at some sever weight loss. My goal is to have lost 20 pounds by August 5th. Last month I lost 16 pounds so it is not entirely unreasonable as a goal. To facilitate I dropped 300 bones on gear for both myself and my wife. Also I have pledged my efforts to a weekly softball league. The basic thought line here is that increased exercise plus the diet that has been working well will symbiotically provide the results.

Here is where my logic could go wrong. Aside from walks that happens on a 2-3 times a week basis I have not done anything to lose the weight aside from proper diet. So the case could be made that perhaps a measure of my weight loss could be attributed to a decline in muscle mass. However once I have begun to regularly work out. This muscle mass will actually cause my weight score to increase.

Either way 20lb’s is a fairly lofty goal. Coming out to a loss of .4 pounds a day for 50 days as I started Sunday the 18th.

There’s also probably something fairly medically bad about loosing 37 pounds in 3 months. Still a goal is a goal and I set it. Off we go.

Happy Monday

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Rainy Daze

Sometimes you have got to thank God for lunch as I was pretty much dragging until i got my salad and chicken breast on.

Scenario

During the course of client transfer the previous client owner confided in me that he does not keep acurate billing hours due to clients apptitude to balk at these fees. My bosses boss charges us all during the switch to get down to business and find out how much we should actually be charging these clients because she is under the impression that it is low.

1 month now under my belt I show that billable hours have increased for my two clients by 30-35%. I feel I have donw a good thing.

Today I get pulled into the office and told that I need to get my act together and get these costs down for the client.

So now I dont track my hours. Im just going to use the exact same hours that my predecessor used last year despite volume.

Lesson learned: No matter how many times they ask for it sometimes people dont really want it.

Spammer Poetry

Nilly-willy by Rosln Chavez (8TRT463478@mail.ru)

organ gallery on-dit multiplication table mole-catching neoza pine
noble-tempered nurse tree palace car Palaeo-christian ox bile
moschatel family peace-inspiring Panama balata pack drill

muster-out never-silent numbers pool passion-colored Peach melba oar feather much-devouring
mole-eyed parrot bullfinch Pan-turanism
mosquito bar Non-stoic moisture-absorbent minor-leaguer Non-french Non-cymric morning-winged Pan-asiaticism Non-latin mummy brown once pinnate M-type star net worth
mid-career much-sought peach aphid oak-boarded net weaver
open-pan nursery stock new moon overdraft kiln

pansy-growing oft-named mirth-inspiring pearl hardening off-stage never-ready pansy-colored ovate-triangular murillo bark oak-covered nigger bug oat grinder one-horned
oat-shaped orange-striped panic-stunned never-winking Pan-arabia
ore miner Passion sunday off-setting party line

odd-humored old-fogyish milling cutter partridge pigeon outside lap Pan-israelitish paste wash
osier-fringed on-glaze Neo-hegelian
paschal controversy new-admitted mid-tarsal never-dietree nook-shotten news-making needle gun mis-enter

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Shakers not Movers

ACT 1

So after much trepidation the great I is of Operations finally was corralled into a serviceable one on one setting. Behold!! He shouted with a great voice. I have traveled the lands of the corporation far and wide searching for a solution to the outsourcing of our IT infrastructure maintenance. With a smile as wooden as Jepedos puppet I gazed into the eyes of he that doth make the corporation operate. Un-dismayed by my static nature the czar of operationa unfolded his grand schemes for my career. The earth shook as he laughed his stories of my current warlords objections to my departure from the herd. Behold! He saideth unto me. In but three months time and a fortnight I see for you a new position sitting on the right hand of the Server and support manager. I charge you go to forth unto the nation for a time yet know that on the morrow that I call upon thee you will be furthermore charged with the roles and duties befitting a second tier IT team member.

A static shock of laughter burst forth from my spiraling innards. In a second it was swallowed as the moments temperament had made a change in season. He peered at me with the dead eyes of a man who has too long looked upon a LCD monitor. Does what I say please you?

A succession calamities struck my brain. The position offered a surprising amount of new possibilities in a field that had been by myself with lesser affection than a seasonal hobby or a grade school summer romance. The moment lingered and the room seemed to lose its place on axis. Facial pigmentation drained into the darker parts of my loins a score of butterflies dined on their bounty of mental confusion. The foul insects!! The foul shakers not movers marched in succession marking each moment by delivering a new pang of adrenaline to the synapses and skeletal frame. A diminutive reply vibrated its chorus through the humming layers of my vocal chords….

Interlude….

Bill Gates effortlessly brought a well brewed cup of Seatle fresh coffee to his expectantly pursed lips. The age of day found him in the good spirits often found by those who could purchase the very gates of heaven. “At least make a solid down payment “ he thought with a level of humor closely followed by contemptuous thoughts. Often when Bill met with his therapist they would discuss his feelings towards product and pride. It’s almost fatherly he thought as the summer sun began to peak its luminescent fingers through the available space between shutter and window sill. I can feel the presence of my creation as it works its ways owning the hearts and pocket books of international business and home users. Bill hand long come to grips with the fact that he had found a deeper love for his product than the own creations that him and his biologically conceiving partners had produced. My baby brings only good things. With that thought he took great volumes of air within his nostrils expunging the excess carbons from his respiratory system in one great heave.

A sudden shadow fell upon his countenance. The speed and severity of this freshly opened wound caused ligaments to release their tension vertebrae found no strength in their tightly stacked brethren. The force nearly toppled this soul wrapped in skin to the point that one gravity powered knee quickly found a new rest upon the oak lined flooring. The second knee came down with lesser force yet the impact had its grip upon the carapace with a shudder the body’s inertia focused its power through the knees and finally found its proper measure and rest.

As quickly as fate had brought the shadow upon him it also allowed the moment to pass. However the notion and cerebral inner workings spun inside Bill’s brain with a ferocity that few other than Henry Ford could envision. A presence he mumbled… One that I have not sensed for some time…. He will be working on my baby… The words repeated effortlessly paranoid mumbles gave way to spastic gasps. It was clear that somewhere in some remote portion of the world. An untrained and unqualified new tech had been given the reigns to a corporate infrastructure. Bill could recognize the pain as he had felt many times in his life. Bringing one knee up to his chest and putting a strong palm against upper thigh he lifted his weak yet gaining strength body into an upright position once more.

This is not the first, nor shall it be the last. He resigned himself to his fate. He had lost count of pains number. There was no reason to dwell any longer on the issue. He turned himself to the pantry door. Delicately appointed with brass fittings and Peruvian inlays and craftsmanship, it had been I fine addition to his secondary mansions third kitchen for the working help. He barely noticed a subtle creak in the oak and fittings as he swung the door fully open. He reached up just over his head to a hidden compartment just above and to the right of the top shelf. From the compartment he removed a roll of one hundred dollar bills the roll being roughly the size of a grown mans fist. He paused just before he brought the bills up to his nose. This is not the first, nor shall it be the last.

And with that be brought the bill roll to his nose and breathed deep the stench of the American dream.

Act 2

I sprung from the office of el director de oporationes’ like a gladiator from the jaws of wild beasts. The words had been spoken, the hands had been shook. Words spoken, now un-returnable. I firmly kept my sun bright smile under the veil of diplomacy as I walked among the fallen to my desk. Produce of the Earth greeted me in order for me to fulfill the age old saying. Let him who has new opportunities not neglect the opportunity to improve ones cholesterol levels. Verily Verily I say unto you, let no man whom has a hereditary condition involving poor heart maintenance let anything cast him asunder from lowering his hdl/ldl score.

For a moment the day seemed brighter. I begged the eternity of time to hasten its pace so that I might quickly join my loved ones in having a libation at the local school of foolishness.

Epilogue

As summer turns to the autumn of its years so do the measures of what makes a worker a viable candidate for information technology work. Some where in hollow places with war torn buildings and soot black faces stares a chimp. If only he could get his resume noticed. He would bring the world to its knees.

Written without pause from 2pm-3pm.

Monday, June 12, 2006

The Curse Continues

So we cant find a band name that isn’t already taken. We both hold resolute that this will be the week when discussion comes to an end. I starting to feel we just take some horrible hardcore name like Deathrake Incenerator and play some hardcore shows to get booed off stage. I always enjoyed being on the receiving end of a good tomato throw. Especially when you feel that your telling a joke that no one gets.

I have a mystery meeting lined up at work that seems to be scheduled then unscheduled. Strange lot of upper management and myself. Im almost fully convinced that all this could mean is more work for myself. Without pay increase or title bump. Fricking titles, so useless yet so strangely important. However titles have had a necessary use ever since Saul was crowned king.

Some kind of work drags me a way, here is what I am listening too in the lately:

AFI – December Underground
Placebo – Meds
Pulp – We Love Life
System of a Down – Hypnotize/Mesmerize

Friday, June 09, 2006

Clock Watcher

Today started well, getting things done and a normal clip. Suddenly the 10am rolls around and Im walking with cement shoes. It may be work volume. I only have 1 client where there is any work to be done. It may be sleep. I got a good 7 hours more than usual.

Either way it’s a lame duck Friday.

The summer “relative visitation” tour rolls into Peoria this weekend. Can’t complain about free meals. It’s also just good for the mind to experience a different form of relaxation stimuli than your well understood home.

Unprofessional Movie Review

I watched Underworld 2 last night. The first Underworld movie had a cool Matrix meets Vampire vs. Werewolf boxing match. There was a great desperate vibe coupled with good fight scenes, adequate special effects and copious amounts of latex and leather wearing male and female supermodels. Essentially it was very close to being everything I enjoy about sci-fi/horror films. Did I mention vampires fighting werewolves I mean c’mon!!!

So now we have the continuation of the story. While it has its entertaining points this effort has a blindingly bad weakness that makes the movie almost useless in my eyes. I don’t want to give spoilers as if you are a fan of the first movie it is a worth while venture to check out this film. So be warned.

In this film the werewolves are as wimpy as a nerd in a locker room. You’ll get to meet the first vampire and the first werewolf in this film The first vampire? Well he takes the films protagonists to task, whupping butt on a regular basis. Just wait for the impalement scene it’s pretty brutal.

The flipside of this uber vampire is his wolf brother. However, after all this hype we get the uber vampire and the uber wolf fighting our heros. And the uber wolf goes down in minutes? What the heck?

The wolves are treated mainly as props here to provide a quick jump loud nice growl scare and then be killed in some form of macabre fashion.

The cool thing about the first film was that the wolves were viable threats and could give the pain as good as they got. Here they are just a scare and a snapped neck.

In the end we have an unexplained power vampire and a wolf/vamp crossbreed who are now left to carry out their future. My guess would be that they have orc babies and try to conquer middle earth.

Overall it’s a silly movie, but so was the first. If you’re a fan buy. If you have no clue rent or borrow.

Have a good weekend.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

The site goes down yesterday so I pass the savings on to you today

The pain of Unpreparedness

20 minutes until a client call. Client is a minimal fish. Quarterly funding, Quarterly reviews. Totalling about 5-10 hours a week of work tops. Unfortunately I’m about quarterly informed on the inner workings and history of the program. You try to dig through history you look at statistical data but it doesn’t give the full picture.

The resolution? Well I’m just going to make it up as I go and hope that the others around the table will pick up my slack.

A better resolution? And the method I used. I simply gave the client a call the day before and had a nice lengthy chat. Suddenly I’m in the pre-meeting and I’m calling out needs and expected desires. We hit the meeting and suddenly I look completely punched in. Clearly I understand the views of my client and have the foresight to anticipate and act on needs. Bosses are satisfied. The client is happy. I have blog fodder.

The lesson learned: Good contact with your client can do more for you than simply lengthening your to do list.

Summer and the damage done

This warm weather is a poison to the heart of those who strive to be hardworking. I find myself almost too often looking out the windows to the gently bowing trees. Thoughts of golf and baseball must be quickly stricken from the mental record.

Speaking of Baseball the Sox put a whuppin on our “rivals” the Tigers. Panic has indeed crept its pointy head into the faithfuls backside. Suddenly people are forgetting the immense scope of a full season and the fact that the Sox have a better team and track record to show that they can weather a storm. Detroit has been playing with the big boys lately and have found themselves to date not worthy. The media is panic prone. Look at us comparatively against last year and you’ll see that were doing fine.

Sexy Side Action

All is quiet on the music front. Frustration abounds on my end as I am fairly motivated to get the movings on. Yesterdays thoughts of closure were dashed when it was found that we were not alone in our thoughts. Stupid hardcore band. Way to take our emo name. Yet we strive on.

The Guy Code

For probably 90% of the straight male American population there exists an unspoken selection of rules that may make sense. Simple truths such as your buddies girl is off limits, your buddies Mom is off limits most of which tends to roll around the terms of not taking what another man has specifically in the female relationship department.

There are other subsets that exist such as if one man buys another a drink it’s impolite to not return the favor within 30 days. One very interesting subset of rules places itself in the realm of honor. I would call it the “bite the bullet” clause. In this once you are busted by any form of authority you do not drag other people’s names into the mess. You bite your tongue hold tough and face the consequences.

You and your buddies went fishing, road trip, binging, strippers, when you told your wives that you were going to help at a habitat for humanity shelter? Well if you get pinched by a wife’s keen sense smell identifying salmon and hooker sweat and her perceptive eyes that noticed your fishing gear was absent from the home, you stand alone.

You used your friend’s good and gracious deed to be exploited for your own selfish gains. You could only wish that you were the type of standup man that your friends are and vow to join them on there next act of heroism. Was anyone else there? No! Actions completely done on a whim, it was viewed and acted upon by a singular selfish repentant fool who just realized that his wife deserves a new car.

Most recently in baseball an active player broke the code when FBI agents raided his house and found copious amounts of performance enhancing products. To break off some of his well earned legal heat this active major league baseball player started bringing the goods. Giving lists and names and contacts. Names of active players and active franchise employees. He ratted out his friends.

The reaction from many baseball players mirrored my initial thoughts. The thought line goes and rightfully so that he threw his buddies under a buss. The question of the day is whether or not throwing your buddies under the bus is incorrect.

Bite the bullet the phrase was started in World War 1 when field doctors would often use shell casing as a mudguard for patients when they had to perform on the spot surgery such as amputation. It later became linked to a stoic nature that must be upheld when captured by enemies. In these war time situations the choice of remaining firm and not giving up your buddies was a life and death choice that could have unknown implications.

However holding to this honorable code has stuck its face into very dishonorable practices. In the era of heavy mob and cartels once captured cronies would deny the very existence of any sort of organized function. Even refuting the knowledge of family names. To give information in the criminal world is seen as a signature on a death contract. Is this the type of behavior we want to see emulated by our sports heros?

The issue here is that what is taking place is a crime. Steroid use is illegal. Should the ball player be looked at as a coward for giving up names or should he be praised for helping to make a national past time a clean game for once?

Clearly this man is no hero. He did not volunteer this information. It was only given once his back was pinned to a wall. Do you judge the man by his heart or by his actions? His actions will bring good but his heart was not in a proper place.

The answers don’t come easily. I think in a big picture perspective he has done a good thing. There was no honor to maintain when he was involved in dishonorable practices.

Would we honor a molester for not ratting out other molesters? Would we think his actions good because he honored the guy code and did not rat out his friends? Obviously an extreme example but what is crime is crime.

To judge this mans actions as a poor choice only gives credence to the idea that we are willing to allow any actions to take place unless it directly affects us. No matter how wrong it may be we don’t care as long as it doesn’t disrupt our affairs. When it does we call them a traitor.

We should look at the parts in our lives that we need to throw under the bus.

Boom Shake Shake Shake the room!

For once we actually have some good news regarding the war on Islamic terrorism. As a major Taliban leader was killed in Iraq. I strolled over to a few politically themed website in expectation of seeing virtual champagne flowing freely. Instead I find pessimism. A quick point counter point from my perspective.

Optimist: Cheers!! This is great news for the world and great news for morale of the troops who are involved in this war.

Pessimist: Great, just great. Now we have a martyr. Get ready for the next great round of attacks. How would we respond if our President was assassinated? We would be out for blood! These people are no different.

Optimist: This man was out for our blood. He was a leader and a strategist and their operations will be slowed by his passing. This will be a golden opportunity to drive out militants and capture some key areas.

Pessimist: Slay the dragon and another arises. This will only heat militant outrage.

Moderation: The difficulty with our actions is that the war is being waged on an ambiguous and undefeatable enemy. A war on “terror” is useless as a term. However, this is not a peaceful man. He was a man who coordinated attacks upon multiple types of hostile and civilian targets and the world is a better and safer place with his passing.

More Good News

The fight against my arch-enemy cholesterol has produced the grand affect of 17 pounds of weight loss.

Another 9 – 19 pounds: I am back in band “rock & roll shape”

Another 20-30 punds: I am back in drug addict shape.

It’s good to have goals.

Spammer Poetry

Excellence Shampoo by Lionel Lynn (ujckgrmlit@szdfl.com)

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Happy Thursday.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

J the bell tolls for thee

I would be foolish not to mention that I now have only 1 non engaged friend left over from my circle of college chums. Happy times, lots of surprises. I suppose when your close to someone you maintain a bit of a snapshot of a persons ideal mate. It’s strange and wonderful how often your views and what actually happens are contradictory.

Never the less it’s a happy time and I am glad to be in it. Only one more link to close on the fully staffed ball and chain club. Fare thee well Bond squad.

Wackier Topics

To my downfall I broke my hot streak and listened to morning radio during the commute. Apparently today is a day of calamity and fire. Which it very well may be. There is also the side that states that we are not on the correct calendar and that actually this “special” date happened several years ago. None the less were all doomed I say Dooomed!!!

Sorry for the cop out on this entry it started swimmingly but had to peter off. Work is tugging at my collar.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Delicious Road Bumps

The diet was three weeks strong until I visited the mighty MI and low and behold there was no food within that location that did not involve red meat or mayo of some sort. Almost to a fault I defer to the when in Rome theory of eating in foreign land. Doubly so when you’re with relatives. Who wants to be the prick that looks around and asks where the salmon is at while at the family BBQ? Not this guy.

It’s bad enough that I have to now take the role of anal customer every time I go into a restraint. Believe from years in the service industry we don’t like the guy who asks how every item on the menu is prepared before settling on a side salad with no dressing and a glass of water.

Even now I can reflect back on the glory days of finding a steak ,ordering it medium and having a beer. Simple enough. Are these days gone? Will moderation move in? We shall see once this 3 month trial has passed into history.

Sexy Side Action

Don’t look now but we may have some sweet conclusion to the name a band phase of our projects as I type we are “hours” away. That’s at least what I have been told. Mull baby mull!!! Such is how we do in the obsessive compulsive world. Clearly I am on an up day while Rooskie continues to be the ying to my yang.

The best part of getting this torture over is that we can now move into actually marketing and promoting. Which can be occasionally more fun than sitting on sharp sticks but definitely rates higher than drum tracking.

Final Thoughts

1. After going a weekend without watching any tv I find that I really didn’t miss it.
2. Are people without tv’s more productive?
3. They probably just waste their time on other equally dumb pursuits.
4. Validating yourself by downplaying the accomplishments of others is cowardice.
5. I hate the Miami Heat.
6. Miami heat win the championship series 4-1
7. Mark Cuban is still cool.
8. A good band name is hard to find.
9. A good woman is hard to find.
10. When you find a good band name things will improve if you hoar it out.
11. When you find a good woman hide her in your basement.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Life is Joy

Happy Friday all!! Todays entry is a bit under the gun as I am trying to have every loose end cleared by end of day. The idea of starting out Monday without a major issue to handle is quite appealing. Is this possibility possible? Hell no!!! But im going to give it my best.

This weekend we head to the wild world of Michigan for graduations. Should be a joy and I am counting on at least one family dispute that will lead to someone leaving early 5:1 odds place your bets. 2:1 odds that it will involve myself. For this and many other more pleasant reasons I am quite excited to see the in-laws.

I had a business opportunity/idea come my way and I'll bounce it off you next week. Till then have a great weekend. I had begun to feel that Spammer Poetry had gone stale but yet again I am humbled by a brilliant new writer. To close here is his latest submission.

Spammer Poetry

You future, Outward Bounder by Lon Arthur (adt@0926.com)

one-ideaed off-thrown naphthol yellow organ-blowing myriad-minded
open-jointed paint cleaner peach-colored mis-season moonlight school
Peach melba off-hit parcel-plate mid-ocean

mid-oestral Millstone grit overlap fault moot court nettling cell pearl-bordered mid-carpal
mid-side no-surrender moss-brown
nail set oat cleaner nail-tailed money-making Non-european needle diatom mice pink on-dit night-decking milk-yielding no-par-value mid-town page proof
moon-made one-act mignonette green old boy moral faculty
palm branch peace-enamored mortar boat offset-litho

nihil debet next friend moss-backed milk-hued pantograph trolley next best night-straying
Moor dance orthoclase-gabbro nettling cell
miter-jointed mouse bloodwort open-lined ore-bearing pallet tail monkey-tail valve peach red paper-paneled

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Why we hate celebs

It appears that every major channel in the cable news circuit offers at minimum a half hour of programming dedicated to the comings and goings of celebrity life. Shopping check out lanes are littered with magazines detailing candid photos of a select group of peoples lives. It’s a billion dollar business.

We always want to know more about the rich. Were interested by the actions of those with more means than ourselves. All the while were waiting for it. That one shot. The ugly face. The sex tape. The confirmation that this talentless pretty boy(girl) is no better than us. Just a pretty face who stumbled his way up to the top.

The tabloid culture is based around our desire to see others fall. Headlines will occasionally announce a baby or a wedding. More often is the case that they will splash in 50 point font an eye catching blurb about the twisted drug use or strained love affairs of these people. These blurbs sell magazine.

I have been looking deeper and deeper into my own thoughts and actions as a basis for understanding others around me. I have come to the hypothesis that in our deepest places we despise the success of others. It easier when they are a detached figure living in warm climates. Yet we still do it to our friends and neighbors. This hate of others success is made manifest in many forms. We copy, we sarcastically deflate their success or we put on an air of indifference. All the while we allow ourselves to question ourselves, question the fairness of life and despise the “luck”.

Defining a moment as luck is our feeble brain trying to accommodate the randomness of this world and make us feel better about downplaying the accomplishments of others. As an action plan I encourage you the next time you feel like chiding your associate or friend by saying “lucky shot or lucky break etc.” Change your verbiage to “well done”.

Changing your mindset to approval and gratitude for the good things that have happened to others will help you better appreciate and understand what you have. Use the success of others as a learning tool and remember the possessions are worthless, but a properly thinking mind and warm attitude towards others yields true meaningful dividends.

Simpsons Wisdom on todays opening Topic

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Final Thoughts

  1. Why do we as Christians treat the book of Revelations as a hobby?
  2. If we were aware that the end times was next week how would we act?
  3. What would be preached in the church if this set date information was widely known?
  4. Why isn’t this sense of urgency always present?
  5. What if it is next week?
  6. Is Clearview a good name for a band?

Heavy topics for a heavy time in my life. Hope all is well. Happy Thursday.