So many opportunities

Life & Love

I have decided to commit next Friday to the pursuit of making others happy. No personal agendas. Pure servantship to all who I encounter. All snide looks and pissy clients will be greeted with a smile and their needs addressed within sensibility and acumen. I’m not sure how this day will turn out as I doubt I have ever lived a day of my life using this method. The worst part would be that I will actually have to work to accomplish it. With any luck this Friday will become part of my routine.

But it’s still today so all you wankers can kick off.

War

Any time there is war in Israel you should be interested. Have you ever wondered why with all the strife and genocide happening around the world, any time Israel so much as fires a round it is headline news? It makes sense if you’re in the know and if you’re not in the know we need to talk.

Sports

The NBA draft happened. The Sox keep winning, the Cubs keep losing. If you watched or enjoyed the world cup you’re a pretentious rube who’s trying to rise above your culture but the truth is you’re still just a rube. Go enjoy fringe society with soccer mom vans and starbucks. Sure soccer may one day catch fire in the states but if you’re reading this then you will be dead before it happens.

Final thoughts

1. Moving to Belvidere/Rockford area would afford me a 6 bedroom home on 19 acres, for the same price I can have a 3 bedroom in Huntley. The choice is clear.
2. Warm Diet soda tastes like it could power a nuclear reactor.