Behold your elitist American pig infidels!! I’m
Auto Erotica
So after 12 years of service my second car chugged its final sip of gasoline. Ah yes this 94 saturn poorly named the golden rocket will no longer be carrying me about for all the random tasks you use a second car for. So what does the loss of one car equal? 3 hours of total drive time a day for me, up from 1 hour. Also there is this fine gas bill that now is twice as much. Darn you suvs, for all your conveniences you still forget to appropriately regulate fuel consumption. So that situation is no fun but it does bring up the better topic of negotiating my new chariot with the ilk known as salesmen. You know if you look into their eyes you can see an all consuming darkness? That is because they sold their soul. For a good deal 9 point markups above dealer invoice.
Any how looks like I am going to have to sack up for this weekend and try to coerce my way into a deal.
Nerd Humor
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BWAHAHAHAA.....
Happy Friday
~B
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