Wicked late update

Sorry the system that allows me to post seems to schedule down time during my only moments of free time.

From Russia with Love

So what do we have here!! Murder? Most foul…. Arent spies and intrigue supposed to take place below the public radar? Suddenly we have a Russian spy turn into Americas darling and now a former Prime minister seems to be sharing his fate. Nuclear materials seem to be all over the place so what is going on? Clearly Canada is making their move. They are teaming with the Russians? Why because it’s getting cold. And their cold dark Canadian hearts desire to return to the fires of hell. And since they don’t have the resources to manufacture a shovel they have just decided to bulldoze their way down to Mexico. I for one hail our new mounted French overlords.

Wow one unfunny paragraph in and I am already stretching for material. Happy Friday!!

Baby its cold outside

Just to keep a dead gag running; apparently the Canadians also have some sort of weather ray, as two days ago it was 60 degrees and today I woke up to death destruction and an unfamiliar layer of white powder coating the surface of the earth. Now many of you when you see snow decide that you can make the same movements and lane changes that you do in normal weather. The looks on your faces as I pass you tells the story. I can see the dead, vacant look in your eyes. You gambled and you lost. At least try to maintain some form of bravado.

If your so gung ho about getting to your destination. Don’t let that ditch your upside down in slow ya down. Unhook your safety belt. Crack your head on the fall. Baby crawl through the broke glass and plastic. Realize that you have no feeling in your legs and stand right back up again. Then remove all your clothes and start walking ‘cause you have decided that under no circumstances your are going to let the snow win or show any one else that you are concerned by its presence.

Nerd corner

Start > Run > type “perfmon.exe” > Ok *cool pre-installed system monitor*

Final Thoughts:

1. When did Mel Gibson go from bad ass to pretentious crazy?
2. I was glad we were on the phone when you told me that you did nothing but play with your Wii for the last 3 days.