Wednesday, March 07, 2007

There are always two sides

Each day i find myself working to silence the chorus of voices in my head. Lately its come down to these two guys:
. 26 going on 40 Business Nerd

Faux Trendy Hippie stoner

Well its hard to wrangle these two into a sit down session so I asked them a few questions so we can compare and contrast their individual agendas for life at this time.

Things to do?

26go40bn:
1. We need to make more money. Plain and simple. Either we see more cash in 3 months or its time to walk.
2. Keep the faith man! Life downsizing is the key to later gains. Lets see... you haven't bought cigarettes or lunch in several days! These are useless expenses! And i noticed your working out in the mornings good for you!! Remember 65 year old you is cheering you on each minute your on that workout machine!!
3. Learning a foreign language looks great on a resume AND you can always look like a snobby elitist jerk when you respond to someone in a foreign tongue and then sigh when they don't under stand you!
4. Get your 6 sigma or degree or start your MBA one or the other brother it starts this year!!

Well wow you can see that guy has a lot on his plate and in his mind. Well I'm sure the other fellow has a rousing agenda!

FTHS:
1. I really want to learn to juggle!!!
2. Everyday I will remind you that doing drugs was a ton of fun!!
3. Even though your not hungry you should eat candy.
4. If you dont start grinding rep all your gaming buds will pass you by!! Seriously where are your priorities?

Well I can't blame him for wanting to learn the mystical art of juggling it is pretty cool.

So guys what is the big bright spot right now in your world?

26go40bn: In ten or less months we will have freed up a weeks worth of pay in monthly expenses. Those fund are going to immediately go into savings and paying off other debt!!
FTHS: Did you see the photo and vids from the latest ready to wear collection from John Galliano? His genius is beyond words. Oh and if you havent't listened to the new Arcade Fire album your clearly a waste of ear holes.

Any thoughts on recent politics?

26go40bn: Are you kidding me? Elections are still what? 20 months away? If I want drama and intrigue Ill watch the Shield. Scripted television at leasts serves the purpose of diverting our attention from the affairs of people we dont even know.
FTHS: FREE LIBBY!!! I can't believe he took the fall! Hes nothing but a patsy! Obama in 08!
Anything but Hillary!! Gulliani will have trouble overcoming the doubts in the mind of the conservative Christian demographic because of his affair and McCain is kind of like the cool Uncle that let you hold a gun when your mom wasn't lookin!!

Well I appreciate your time guys any final thoughts for me?

26go40bn: For the love of all that is good and Starbucks please stick to your recent trend of getting your lazy ass off the couch!!
FTHS: Dude!! You should blog at work more often! Maybe you can return to that time in '06 when you were entertaining!

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