Monday, April 17, 2006

I Bring the Content!!!

Happy Monday!! Today we have Spammer Poetry, Wow Videos, Interesting Links and random thoughts!!!

Well the Easter tradition continues to grow as another hillarious round of conversation took place between myself and my straight off the boat Grandparents. Perhaps the serving of wine should be concluded with this latest event. It seems to only open tongues and let verbal fists fly. The best part is that the words coming out of my Grandparents mouth typically are straight up truth.

Case in point... I am sitting on the couch next to my grandfather and he pats me twice under the chin and says, "You've gained weight!!". Who in their right mind thought that this would fall under a typical social saying? Apparently my Grandfather and thats why I love him. The Dutch have always had a screw loose what with their dykes and levies.

The Bulls stumbled their way into the playoffs and life is good. Easter truly is a magical time.

I watched the Chronicles of Narnia and Memoirs of a Geisha over the weekend. The movie I was most excited to see was crap and the "chick flick" actually turned out pretty well. Perhaps my epxectations were not met with Narnia because I had devoured the books on numerous occasions. Even still those LOTR nuts got their good film!! Why couldn't mine have at least the same level of CGI? The kids were a stretch but they did have that good UK ugliness that slips into vogue every once or twice. MoaG strangely started to interest me the longer I watched definetly a unique version of the worlds oldest profession. Geishas were the hookers you would tell Mom about.

Behold.... the Greatness... of Spammer Poetry!!

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The Greatness of WOW

This video will not interest you at all if you dont play the game. Ill give you the setup...

A real person died, he was known in the game, a group of his friends decided to setup an in game memorial honoring the man and the game he loved....
A group of people who didnt like the man or his friends unite, crash the party, and kill eveyone at the funeral....

I know the idea lends itself a bit to the macabre, but its videos like this that let me realize that aside from my RL friends I am essentially running around a digital universe with a bunch of nut cases!! I find the idea quite interesting and the idea that someone would value their in game rivalry over the real life hurt and pain is amazing!! Seriously the virtual world is the wild west, the new frontier. Psychologists will study it, parents will cry about it, but it's reality and it will become more prevalent the longer it is allowed to last.

On a side note ruining this funeral is in very poor taste, but if you play the game this video will make you laugh. Enjoy!!





Links to make you

Well if you actually took the time to read through all this drivel I applaud your efforts and can only now move you off into the sunset. Theres a whole crazy internet just waiting to greet you with open arms!! I will understand if you just politely slip out the back.

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