Someones trying to kill me

The morning begins rather uneventfully, 15 minutes to shower, 10 minutes to dress. Weather war car lights up, pull up to the intersection and uh oh look who doesnt have the power to stop. The answer is me. I have not had the opportunity to inspect but since I love wild allegations lets list posible suspects.

1. Joel B. - Long standing blood feud.
2. Jayson J. - Canadian and prime evil with a side of ska.
3. Tiffany - Long suffering WOW widow.
4. Chaoslord - I took his EF boots. He only came for the EF boots, unfortunately I was there and hes an alt.
5. The neighbor who doesnt like me - We all have one.
6. Daniel - I skipped out on my part time job and he had to close the store alone.
7. Aaron - Business partner who would like nothing more than to claim our collaborative project as his sole possession.
8. Yak - Cutting ties from all who would have knowledge of his known where abouts.
9. Matt Cowgirl - I stole his dead daddys jacket. I would be pissed.
10. The dead Hobo in my trunk - I didn't like the sound of his voice. He didn't like my birdlike fingers. One of us had to die.

That about wraps up possible suspects. On with the investigation and probably a 4 figure repair bill. Happy Thursday.