Friday, April 28, 2006

Big Friday!!

As always it is a pleasant thing to find your self at weekends door. Today we will hopefully see the culmination of several key topics in my volatile life.
  • To dog or not to dog.
  • Is the busted car worth fixing?
  • Is no news good news from a doctor?
Out of those you can assume that the third holds my highest level of priority.

If it appears I'm grasping for straws for todays content your more than right. I haven't learned a good life lesson, I have not had time to scrutinize pop culture. I've worked like a dog and came home to recoperate and watch some tv shows that I won't remember a thing about the next day. Is this lifestyle the gateway to middle aged, or was it just a mid week slump?

Validation of my poverty

Upper class Upper-middle classs Middle-middle classs Lower-middle classs Lower classs
Proportion 1% to 3% of the U.S. population 10% or so of the U.S. population 40% or so of the U.S. population 30% or so of the U.S. population 20% of the U.S. population
Net worth
(not including home)
above $500,000 between $250,000 and $500,000 between $125,000 and $250,000 $50,000 to $125,000 $0 to $50,000

The facts dont lie. I know this is a blanket regional statement that takes no account of COL by county or inflation or estate wealth, but man do I feel like a broke chump when I look at this.

Spammer Poetry

"Do you know I love you" by Phoebe Salter (wiodehjbjja@geeks.com)

hedonist sao latch andover
altercate cousin atrophic davenport
cent stew tucson scold fledge dawson
advantage embroidery bijective plethora
ace polish
virtue armload
gentian configure mail drift liniment
quadripartite bastard
encomium franchise evasive h
ourglass lunch eocene
inseminate ama lumbar coke clearance
blond churchillian chat churchyard
galapagos rogue hydrocarbon estonia
intervene
accumulate
balustrade psychic eject coed

Final Thoughts

Unwanted Opinion: The Nintendo Wii (pronounced "WE") is the dumbest console name ever.

Follow up: I will feel almost too embarassed now to mention it in conversation. Example:

Hey man did you pick up your Wii yet? I can't wait to get my hand on a Wii? Think I'm just going to play with my Wii tonight. I've played with my Wii non-stop since this morning. Hey man, you should come over tonight and check out my Wii.

Unwanted Opinion 2: Oh, is that a thinly veiled collection of genatalia puns? You're better than that.

Follow up: No I'm not.

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