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Life updates, Spammer Poetry, Someone wants to kill me's assasinator revealed!!!!, Links to make you, and more videos than you would want....

What a weekend. Started off slowly we were scheduled to attend the Art Chicago Festival, but our ride lost their cellphone and my Friday was left to finding that sweet sweet freind Miller Lite with a side of WoW. Nothing better than visiting two old friends who are always there when ya need them.

Saturday marks a day that will change my life as we brought a little Yorkshire Terrier into our home. If I had some I would post pics but for now just invision Toto from the Wizard of Oz and youll have the correct image. We named the tiny little bugger Corgan in rememberance of my fallen from grace hero. I think it is cruel irony to name your dog after a persona that had a comparitavely even hand in my development next to my parents.

Of course the little champ is unable to sleep through the night, and its not barking, its making noises simmillar to the insesant squeezing of the chew toy we bought him. The little punk gets mad too, definetly fits into the Van legacy as the second he is caged he suddenly become a bezerker. Letting him out at 6am on a Sunday to go outside is doing nothing to endear myself to him but this little science expirement is providing a solid foundation for the continued use of birth control.

Good News!!

Bulls continue to whup the over aged flamers known as the Miami Heat. This "championship" callibre team is resorting to cheap shots and ref complaints in order to stomach the losses pegged too them by an upstart group of youngsters. Do I think the Bulls will win the series..NO!! I'm not yet fully on the bus, but I have stepped foot onto the bus and I'm reaching into my pockets to see if I have some change.

Speaking of being firmly seated on a bus, in fact, sitting front row since they day I was born. The Sox continue to burninate all who dare take up arms against them. 17-7 record after and 1-4 start? I think a second trophy is in our future, and best of all the Cubs can look forward to a .500 season at best. Life is good and during times like these always remember to call those who mocked you for supporting your team during the down years. Those are the truly precious moments of supporting a winning team.

Spammer Poetry

A crap ton of submission this week and I had the pleasant task of sifting through them. I present to you the top two weekends best:

Successful Transmission by Debra Maynard (zqmalbnhtgb@ugfoa.org)

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socket bean lasso
campsite slurry destructor
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cherzo bottleneck coarsen cadet
nurse vulpine boot mustachio
board booby glidden justinian
crestfallen anarch upstand
blowfish arcadia righteous
prospect poinsettia prolix
whimsey
beaumont
indian holyoke compile
cassock apothegm vista
backstage coolant deadline
commensurate coachmen dagger cacti

Technologies Approved by Addie Leonard (GGTKSU@wildschoenau.com)

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titian jacobian mendelssohn childish
armistice roadblock tess
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bimodal abdicate gerhardt madmen
kalmuk grownup magnanimity
osteopath cutworm
stash discretion
seacoast amphetamine crass
churn provide fro frambesia
skill ezekiel
haas snail
deodorant enormous
belie anent becky sultan
awn transpose restitution tub
craft sunshade cosh
behest irresolvable
drafty grizzly
inequivalent purchasable

Who wants to kill me?

A couple of posts ago I made public my investigation into who or whom had cut my brake lines and caused my to have to deliver my vehicle into the shady arms of a local mechanic. Of course of the suspects listed not one actually committed the act, however I have not ruled them out as an accomplice.

My mechanics investigation deduced that recently I had replaced the ball joints on my Chevy Blazer. During this process the wire "may" have been jostled and loosened enought to allow for the brake fluid to begin to leak out. Who you may ask would be the one to have performed this ball joint "maintenance". Why only the father of my wife RICHARD L.!!!

It now becomes almost too painfully clear. Richard is recently retired. What do recently retired people suffer from most of all? Boredom and empty nest syndrom. With me out of the way my wife would have no other choice but to return to her parents home. While I will never bring knowledge of my investigation to the proper authorities believe you me... I keep an eye peeled from this point forward.

Links to make you

All sorts of web developer resources
Make your own Gas
Classic diseases making a comeback
Tons of free Technology related books
The Motorcycle Airbag (a link for Yak)

Videos for filler

Heres some videos that rocked my world. Bruce Lees one inch away punch, First video of the sentinells from X3 (definetly an uber nerd experience), and speaking of Uber-nerds I have included a funny video of grown ass people immitating the dancing styles of charachters from World of Warcraft.








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