88 Days to go

I was indeed the typical American youth. Beer and BBQ were my only real culinary desires. Now some crazy doctor has told me that this menu has served my up a healthy dose of possible heart failure.

So I am taking his advice and have begun a stringent diet involving the eating of more leaves than I can count. So here we are day 3, two terrible days behind us. Let me tell you that if your body is not used to the substance known as fiber, once you begin eating vast quantities of this substance your body will give you a nice cramping painful surprise. I don’t want to bore and disgust you with the details but for two days my body has let me know that they want their cheeseburgers and roast beef sandwiches back.

88 days and I can try to live in moderation. It’s funny but when your hungry and your options are limited even things you never liked in the past suddenly are quite tasty. Hello cucumber my new friend, please don’t pay attention to lady red meats over there. Though she and I had quite a fling I don’t plan on seeing her any time soon.

Politics

Well I think we actually got a good idea going here in regards to immigration. Having only time these days to skim headlines it appears that our President is sending troops from the National Guard down to the border in order protect from the estimated thousands that cross on a daily basis.

Sounds like a start to me, next we just need that huge electrified fence that everyone jokes about but is really serious about in their unspoken thoughts. Could you imagine the collective heart attack that environmental naturalists would have should we actually put a fence up? Oh man the natural territories we would disrupt and the water and mating routes that would be eliminated. Clearly that plan is not a plan as those desperate enough would only begin to tunnel like other more creative drug smugglers have done.

The thought of a poor starved person popping out of the ground gives me a sadistic chuckle. I think that would be a good measuring stick. If someone is willing to dig their own damn tunnel into America, that’s the kind of worker we need in the country. Any body can walk, let’s see you engineer and travel a man made 20 mile horizontal mine shaft. You become an immediate citizen if once you pop up you immediately destroy your creation.

Sexy Side Action

Today we go for final touch ups on “For the Kill”. Thursday we finish drums and this weekend we will send product off to Windy City Records. With any luck this will be the first notch in the VanRuse belt. Put a sock on the doorknob because were under the gun and we will need to make magic all night.