Thursday, September 28, 2006

The art of taking a compliment

I see it in women i see it in men. No one knows how to take a compliment anymore. Sarcasm has infiltrated so deeply into the culture that no one fully believes in another persons genuineness. Break your olive branches people theres no room for your weakness.

Now, I understand that you have been hurt so many times by your verbally abusive father that now when ever another human reaches out to you its necessary to cower. So I have given you some fool proof steps to never be hurt again ya big ugly baby.

When complimented:

1. Question the persons sexuality.
2. Find some minor gaffe and try to turn the situation into their issue.
3. Feel better about yourself by telling them that they are full of themselves
4. Try to figure out the persons hobbies and make judgements accordingly
5. Imagine the complimenter under going disgusting acts of bodily harm

It’s a scary world out there be sure to be on the offensive at all times.

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