Hello saints and sinners I am
Life recap
So with guild drama dying down, the dog relatively trained, the wife typically happy and the job situation progressing we now prepare to lie down while mother nature takes an icy dump upon our
Bien Politico!!
So another leak by our beloved CIA lets us know that if there no reason to believe that any government run organization is nothing more than a potential propaganda piece. In our age of fear CIA/Iraq is the new buzz work to make everyone stand up and take notice. For our parents it was Russia/Nukes. So we will see what comes of this if anything. Thank God its about that time for politics to rev up. Leaks, lies, posing, stances, denials accusations, victory and defeat. It just keeps getting better each year what more can happen this year than did last. Polarization baby!!!
Yet while my age bracket get all puffy and noble around this time they still somehow forget to vote when push comes to shove. I wonder sometimes what the elderly honestly think of us in regards to politics? I know my grandfathers general sentiment towards our generation is to grow a pair. “insert “at your age I was picking shrapnel out of my dead buddies arms so you kids could enjoy your starbucks and hybrid automobiles”
If you turned on any form of news outlet this week you probably got to see my hero Bill Clinton back on the air waves. The true fun of the clip is him getting angry and that of course what brought the ratings and the discussion. To my brown eyes this is all SO phony. I mean in theory this man is getting frustrated and angry during the interview. Yet, he knew where he was going didn’t he? Fox news man… marching on the GOP agenda one story at a time…. that Fox news??? Seriously with his reaction you would think he never took a tough question in his life.
Bill, you know the score, dismiss the premises of the question. Your anger only acknowledges it and lends to the thought that a nerve was touched. You’re the slickest politician I have ever seen. Big gaffe on your part. But whatever, it gets the masses talking about the democratic party again so I guess mission accomplished. Still going to lose in ’08 but from now till then it will be fun to watch them try.
Bill Clinton the man that taught me that no question has to go answered.
Speaking of old men and the weather
“There are ominous signs that the Earth’s weather patterns have begun to change dramatically and that these changes may portend a drastic decline in food production– with serious political implications for just about every nation on Earth.”
You may think that I stole that from a recent magazine but in fact it’s a sample from a magazine article from 1975. Click the link to read the transcript of a senator just owning all of our alarmist scientists and over hype hungy media in regards to global warming. It’s a bit of a read but it’s a bit bigger of a laugh.
http://epw.senate.gov/speechitem.cfm?party=rep&id=263759
Pixel Philosophy
The tauren is a wall from which there is no view around. Stand behind him in a cave at your own peril. Wise is the man who rolls troll.
The wisdom of Gnarles Barkley
Everybody is somebody but no one wants to be themselves.
Screw Job of the Week
This one goes out to my beloved Chicago White Sox. You miserable bunch of punks. How in the world could this happen? Truly a case of the stats don’t add up. What makes it the biggest disappointment is that you guys were clearly the most talented group of players to take the field on a regular basis. However you couldn’t get the job done. Wheres your killer instinct? There was none….. you screwed yourselves and you have no one to blame but the man in the mirror.
Sigh. Nothing like the highest of highs to let you know what the lowest of lows feels like. Still its better than being a cubs fan. I Think ill go watch the championship videos from last year.
Now hiring…
Do you want to fulfill your lifelong fantasy and become a self inflated pretentious blogging jerk like your hero? Drop me a line as I would like add another persons opinions in this monster. J im looking right at ya.
Sean Connery is better than you….
With a single laugh he can change the course of an interns destiny.
Final thought…
You can’t hug a child with nuclear arms.
Peace I’m out…
B 95
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