Who would have thought that a simple trip to my secondary job would be so rewarding and draining? I am now fully caught up on office politics. I discovered that starbucks coffee still puts me into a caffeinated frenzy and that arriving home at 3am is bad business. Twice this weekend I saw 4am such is the power of coffee.
Saw some old lower tier friends this weekend and it was nice. My friend Jim who we nick named “Amadeus” was there. Clean shaven and well groomed. He revealed that he now works at a bank. How the mighty have stumbled. Its’ funny how that seems to happen to us all. The ideals of youth begin to be packed away next to your homecoming shirts. Each of us turns to refugees blindly searching for the road to providence. Whatever will be will be.
Here are some brief snippets of some new sections that I will be cycling into these posts. Previously popular sections include Spammer Poetry and Final Thoughts.
Tiffisms
You shouldn’t eat meatballs and fish at the same meal.
The Wisdom of Gnarles Barkley
It’s deep how you’re so shallow.
Pixel Philosophy
Level 46 mages shouldn’t poly me. Perhaps he thought I wouldn’t want a DHK. He thought wrong.
Sean Connery is better than you….
Two words and a steely eyed glance is all it takes to add your lady to his harem.
Screw Job of the week
My secondary incomes bonus check is not released until the beginning of Q2. That’s a full 1 and half years without a bonus from you guys!!! Aw man SCREW JOB!!!!!!
Rallying Cry!!
No more aborted baby mustaches!! Down with razors by 2007!!!
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