Cringe

This morning I got in the elevator and pressed the button for the second floor. I was then scolded by some grey hair about my unwillingness to climb 10 stairs. I mumbled something about an over partied weekend and began to stumble out the door. He retaliated with your draggin too much for a 22 year old. Which has pretty much put me in a good mood for the all of the day.

Thats right kids I am but 10 days away from the awful anniversary of my birth hence marking the 26th year of my life. I would request a monetary donation of a dollar from all my regular readers. This in fact should net me 5 bucks!! Additionally a nickle will be required from all you off again on agains. That should be good for an additional dollar fifty.

Financial priorities are the name of the game for Q4. Lets take a look at the reasons behind some of my current goals.

1. The neighborhood is taking a dive. Plain and simple my quiet neighborhood is slowly succumbing to an out pouring of seedier types. Typically these trends dont turn themselves around quickly.

2. Well that wonderful time just after marriage where people give ya jabs about having kids is over. Now people are flat out asking and are impatient with the answer. Of course these constant inquiries begin to erode the mental strength of my significant other and suddenly its becoming a more and more pressing reality. The game plan baby we had a game plan!!!!

Oh well plans and necks are made to be broken. Just ask that well meaning hitchhiker that stumbled in front of my car on my drive home from Michigan.

Kudos to you who kept it casual and did not get pulled over this weekend. Cops were in full force and rightfully so. Too many drunken ametuers out there. Commanding a luxury 4 door vehicle is no God given right for the feeble minded.